Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Creepers

I have recently discovered that this world has a lot of creepers in it.
If you don't know what a creeper is let me explain: someone who is TOTALLY creepy and creeps you out!
Phwew glad we got that clarified.
Obviously this has a story... or two.
Story number one, happened yesterday, and involved this dress:
I'm the one on the left in the blue dress.
It is one of my absolute favorite dresses!
I got it for the day I went to the temple for the first time,
so not only is it pretty, it has special memories attached to it.
Okay so my story.

So I wore that dress to work yesterday, 
my hair was done pretty  much the same but it was curled at the ends.
And I wore some brown wedges instead of the white ones.
Okay so now you have a mental picture in your mind.

So I work at an optometrist office,
I go into a room to test a patient's pressures and he says, 
"You look VERY pretty."
And gets like this embarrassed look. 
I say thank you, a little uncomfortable, and go about my business.
He wanted new glasses so we go out to the glasses area 
and his WHOLE family is sitting in the waiting room.
Now I feel TOTALLY awkward.
Who knows maybe he was just being nice, but it made me uncomfortable.
Also, he was about my Dad's age.

Story number two:
It involves this dress
minus the crazy glasses, the pearls, the apron, the brownies,
and the two skirts underneath poofing out the dress.
Sadly, I don't have another picture of myself in this dress and the company doesn't make it anymore so they don't have a picture either.
So use your imagination.

This dress is also one of my favorites,
I wore this dress to the temple the day my sweet husband and I got married.

This happened a week or so ago.
I don't remember what my hair looked like, but I was wearing this dress.
A man was looking at glasses and I got designated to help him 
(because he's an engineer and they can be difficult because they are very particular and since my sweet husband is an engineer I apparently can handle them... lol!).
So I walk out and ask this man how I can help him.
Please keep in mind that this man is OLDER than my Dad!
So I ask him, he LOOKS ME UP AND DOWN! And says, "I love the polka dots!"
Me: turn myself away and say, "thank you..."
This man was SUPER creepy!
He kept asking me to tell him how handsome the glasses made him look, I refused.
He was looking at sunglasses,
he picks out a pair and asks my opinion, 
I say, "Well, I'm partial to those because MY HUSBAND has those sunglasses."
He says, "your husband has great taste."
GROSS! PLEASE LEAVE NOW!
Ugh, I was so creeped out.

What is it that makes creepy older men hitting on me... I only want my husband to hit on me.
I think I'll start dressing really ugly for work and only cute at home.
LOL!

PS It is my Daddy's birthday today, he's not a creeper at all, but I thought I'd give him a shout out! 
Love you Dad!
PPS If you need more clarification as to what a creeper is go here.
PPSS I hope this post didn't sound conceited or something because really that's not what I wanted it to come across as, just wanted to give you a laugh.
PPPSS I hope my apology didn't make it worse.
Ugh, I'll stop now.. lol!
Have a wonderful day!

3 comments:

  1. hahahahahahahahahaha. best. POST. ever. :)

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  2. Addie! I love this post... I get creepers all the time at my job (considering there are like 2 other girls I work with and mostly it's male dominate field) It is one thing when it's a cute old man hitting on you, but when you have someone that isn't quite old enough for it to be sweet, it just becomes creepy. I was wearing my hair in pig tail braids the other day and some guy came in and said " I really like your pig tails" and raised his eyebrows! I was super grossed out. Can't wear pig tail braids anymore I guess!I could go on and on. Glad I'm not alone...

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  3. Lol! Thanks guys! Beej, I totally agree with you! Sorry you can't wear pig tail braids anymore! I'm glad I'm not alone too!

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